tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6757050413711913641.post4416439173570539783..comments2023-05-14T10:46:20.390-04:00Comments on somewhat of a spectacle: Merry Christmas LoversDenisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17417884043856264386noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6757050413711913641.post-86113802214818053482010-12-26T13:42:17.338-05:002010-12-26T13:42:17.338-05:00Oh Denise....you are hilarious in your clumsiness....Oh Denise....you are hilarious in your clumsiness. It's great to witness and makes me feel better about my buttery fingers and slippery feet. Go. Us.Ellenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18051779200604422017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6757050413711913641.post-61427469265181593062010-12-26T03:00:13.452-05:002010-12-26T03:00:13.452-05:00I never thought that I would actually find someone...I never thought that I would actually find someone as clumsy as me... <br /><br />I've given myself a bloody nose... TWICE.<br /><br />Once, on the school bus from home, I was trying to pull a plastic tag off of my jacket, and it was really stuck! so, I yanked really hard, and clocked myself in the nose. WHAM! Nose bleed.<br /><br />The second time, I was doing the dishes. I went to dry a plate, and I almost dropped it, as I went to stable it, my hand with the towel slipped across the plate, and I punched myself in the nose again.<br /><br />This is not to mention all of the times I have walked into walls and given myself a bloody nose, or hit my face on car or bus windows and given myself a bloody nose. It's a sad state of affairs, really.<br /><br />And, I'm not to be trusted around ice.Tarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07930104498801599148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6757050413711913641.post-77372571442343233132010-12-25T15:31:12.651-05:002010-12-25T15:31:12.651-05:00I should have bought you a drinking helmet for Chr...I should have bought you a drinking helmet for Christmas. <br /><br />I'd pad up for your New Year's celebration if I were you.<br /><br />Later skater.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6757050413711913641.post-42172237843099455262010-12-25T01:57:42.431-05:002010-12-25T01:57:42.431-05:00The weirdest is when you fall and no one is there ...The weirdest is when you fall and no one is there to see you do it. So you don't know whether to laugh at yourself, play it off, or walk away in shame. It really is a terrible dilemma. So is the constant bathroom visits when boozing it up.<br /><br />NO ONE WINS.J-Rollhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06919258540307692500noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6757050413711913641.post-64424877804563987232010-12-25T01:13:14.141-05:002010-12-25T01:13:14.141-05:00Penise! I once fell on my ass on a block of concre...Penise! I once fell on my ass on a block of concrete stepping out of a pop-up trailer in a vacant lot. I forgot about it until the next morning when I realized I had shattered my tailbone in my drunken stupor. We should drink together more often. I spill everything too, and I hate when I'm being tickled in a hostile way. I think we're a pair. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6757050413711913641.post-37595460690903353372010-12-23T13:33:35.719-05:002010-12-23T13:33:35.719-05:00I fell down the stairs once while trying to put a ...I fell down the stairs once while trying to put a shirt on so I landed at the bottom of the stairs shirtless, bruised and crying. Talk about adding insult to injury. Geez. BE CAREFUL OUT THERE! :)Lizziehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18271240051272948233noreply@blogger.com