Thursday, April 8, 2010

how I know I'm getting old

This is how I know I'm getting old: I slept funny last night (big surprise, I'm a weird sleeper) and now I seriously can't move my neck.

I was trying to stretch it out, but it hurt so bad I couldn't even move my entire right arm for thirty seconds or so until it stopped freaking out.

I now smell like menthol because I rubbed IcyHot all over it and although I think it smells nice, most people associate menthol smell with old people.

So I smell like an old person, and I feel like one.

I must be a duck.

1 comment:

  1. I hate when I sleep wrong and I can barely move the next day. I don't wanna get old! :)