Because I am a clumsy whore and this is why I can't have nice things...
I decided that I don't need 3G, considering the only time I am somewhere without wireless I'm driving or something equally not appropriate for book reading; so, I bought the one with regular wi-fi and it should come in a few days.
I think it's a sign from the Lord that I need to read my paper books, I have a huge pile getting larger and larger I haven't touched in far too long.
That sounded way dirtier than I intended it to.
In other completely non related news, I have an appointment with a psychiatrist tomorrow who may possibly prescribe me something for my anxiety or my lack of ability to sleep. I'm looking forward to this more than anything I've ever looked forward to in my life.