I don't know how exactly, but obviously signing up for stuff online people sell your e-mail and you get junk. I got said junk from match.com an decided that since I had nothing else to do I'd fill it out. Sunday morning wasted. They don't like me. They think I'm profane.
Apparently "poop" is not deemed match.com appropriate language, and since I talk about poop on a daily basis I've decided I don't want match.com to find me a lover.
Me and poop'll do it on our own!