|I didn't take this. I borrowed it from this guy.|
All good parts aside, did you know a beer at the stadium for a "large" (which may be 17oz, not large by any standards of my own) costs $7.75?
Isn't that absurd? And they only offer Bud Light... You'd think if they were going to jack me they'd at least have the courtesy to give me a choice of beers to drink to numb the pain of my empty wallet. But no, they just take your credit card, smile, and call the next person in line to also get jacked. All for Bud Light.
Seriously though, I'm bringing my new flask next time. I was just afraid to get strip searched, so I left it in the car.